A Haunted Castle

Going To Hell

One day a guy died and found himself in hell.
As he was wallowing in despair, he had his first
meeting with a demon.
The demon asked, "Why so glum?"
The guy responded, "What do you think? I'm in hell!"
"Hell's not so bad," the demon said. "We actually
have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?"
"Sure," the man said, "I love to drink."
"Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays
all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine
coolers, diet Tab and Fresca. We drink till we throw up
and then we drink some more!" The guy is astounded.
"Damn, that sounds great."
"You a smoker?" the demon asked.
"You better believe it!"
"You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest
cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs
out! . If you get cancer, no biggie. You're already
dead, remember?" "Wow, the guy said, "that's awesome!"
The demon continued. "I bet you like to gamble."
"Why yes, as a matter of fact I do."
"Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps,
blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, whatever. If you go
bankrupt, well, you're dead anyhow. You into drugs?"
The guy said, "Are you kidding? I love drugs! You don't
mean . ." "That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help
yourself to a great big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a
doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs
you want, you're dead, who cares!"
"Wow," the guy said, starting to feel better about his situation,
"I never realized Hell was such a cool place!"
The demon said, "You gay?"
"No way!" said the guy.
"Ooooh, you're gonna hate Fridays!"

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